Ye heard about IITB’s “Saathis”, then hear this too

Me mates, here at IITB, asked me to write a bloody awful poetry, in honour of William Wordsworth(for whatever his words were worth). Here it is, for all those ‘straight’ people still here in IITB.

Freaking genius, you are, people say

clearing JEE is not child’s play.

What do ye all know, if I may

cause fucking blimey, IITB’s gay.

Almost 700 are fags, the “Saathis” say

there is a good chance your roomie also may.

I asked my fellow IITians, what do you say

and they say, lets all be happy and gay.

So, as Bruce Willis’ll say

Yipeee kay yay

Motherfucker, fuck off or you’ll pay.

Cause Bullet Tooth Tony is on your way

if he hears that ye was gay.