Posts Tagged ‘Chennai Super Kings’

CSK ku whistle podu, CSK ku raise ur hand…………….do whatever friggin’ thing you gotta da for it is the Chennai Super Kings, the most(only) awesome team in the IPL. The team with the most loyal and most informed fans, so loyal in their support, that they come of as almost hooligan-like. No one can surpass the knowledge of cricket that a Tamilian has. Only Rajnikanth merits more loyalty from us than our team, for well……he is Rajnikanth.

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Really, who else will you support………….

  1. Mumbai Indians: The Mumbai “Indians”..what do they think the rest of the country is full of….Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Lankans, huh? And for all those giving me the Tendulkar crap….even MI does not win when the great man(it seems the poor lad is jinxed)  hits a century. If you don’t remember, see this.
  2. Royal Challengers Bangalore: A team that has got Vettori, Gayle , Dilshan, AB, Zaheer, Kohli and the great man Murali himself, but still end up losing……well you have lost your marbles if you are supporting them. They are the South Africans of the IPL……………yeah, you guessed it right…..CHOKERS!!! Yeah, choke on it you RCB guys.
  3. Deccan Chargers: A team playing so bad, that you pity them, cutting across all team lines. God help DC.
  4. Kolkata Knight Riders: It better stand for King Khan Rules, rather than Kolkata Knight Riders. Supporting KKR because you like SRK is like supporting Gaddafi just because you find his female bodyguards sexy.

If you expect me to write reasons for all the teams, you are bloody bonkers, cause there ain’t anything else to be said.

After everything that has been said, after all the IPL-related bickering and battling I have had in these last 5 years, with a large variety of people, there exists TWO, only TWO categories of people following IPL….those who support CSK and those who oppose CSK….there ain’t no middle-ground………..it all boils down to these two basic categories.

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A tribute to the only team that plays CRICKET in its original spirit….the Chennai Super Kings.

We may have lost the battle this time……….but we will win the war.

The defence rests.

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We will avenge.

P.S.: Post all your addressals, grievances, whinings, complaints as rests and rest assured, thay will not be MODERATED, cause even if you post a photo of Sunny Leone stark-naked running with a KXIP flag in her hand, on the cricket pitch, I will won’t change my allegiance, even though I would be tempted to.